ninjkabat:

Translation:

"He/she’s sleeping"

"wake up"

"let’s wake up"

"heeeeey"

"dinner time"

"dick." *cat wakes up*

whoa dude


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marshtwain:

decodinggravityfalls:

officerpapermouth:

ok the gravity falls theme is cool backwards without even considering the spooky reverse whispering

Posting this on this page again for the “Three Letters Back” part.

And because wow this is so cool.

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Pet peeve: loud gasping shoulder breathing from singers.

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

Gotta show off these new duds yo.

Bought so much stuff today

Bought so much stuff today

orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

werlicnessebaeddon:

k-scanine:

dangerscissor:

casual conversation

Ravens are amazing

ADORABLE

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

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